A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Womens rights

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Anti Joke

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