I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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