- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

what's up? my penis.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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