how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Your biggest fan.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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