So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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It's all Taggart

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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