HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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