How did the man open the car? He opened in.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

cats are pussies

A man walks into a vagina

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

This statement is false.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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