There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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