- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Obama.

Womens rights

What can make you pee? Liquid

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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