Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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