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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

An Italian leaves the mofia

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

"...."-Hellen Keller

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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