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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

I just drank a cola.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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