- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Women's rights

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

I just drank a cola.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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