Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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