An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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