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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Ready for something funny? nothing

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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