- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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