Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

why are black people so fast? because there black

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

a black man did not eat chicken.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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