What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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YOU

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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My Boyfriend

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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