- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Women's rights...

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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