- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What's two plus two? Window

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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