- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Snooki

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What is the best joke ever? 1D

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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