- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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