What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

KONY 2012

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A woman wears a dress.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Make me famous

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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