- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

http://www.dafk.net/what/

Gretta has five legs? -no

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Female rights.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??