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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

speak now or forever hold your pee

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Cliterus

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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