Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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