- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

mark is life

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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