Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Whats green? The color green.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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