why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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