What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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