2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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