- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Me Neither.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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