- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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