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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Queens Park rangers

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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