Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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How long is a china man?

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Snarf Nuggets

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Vagina.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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