- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

full house

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Justin Bieber

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

falling didnt make the difference

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Gingers.

Butt poop.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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