What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Anti Joke

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