- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

I'll be back. Please use the door.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

I have aids

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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