Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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