Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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penis

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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You

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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