Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Homosexuals are gay.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Anti Joke

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