- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Butt poop.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

girls basketball

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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