- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

the love boat

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

WNBA

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Knock knock. Racism.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

One time I masturbated by myself

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Trashcan!

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