What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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elen degeneres is straight....

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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*you're

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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