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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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