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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Meow.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Justin Bieber

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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