- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Samraj.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Mark Wilson

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

hahahahaha thats not funny

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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