- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

i lost the game

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

JUST KIDDING^

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