Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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